Micheal Jackson in Lovechild Conspiracy

It comes as absolutely no surprise that “illegitimate” children of Michael Jackson are coming forward. The King of Pop has not even been properly buried and the first case has arisen, that of Norwegian born Omer Bhatti.

The result of an alleged one night stand, Omer was a resident of Neverland for several years, being raised alongside Michaels “real” children although nobody had really asked any questions up until now. There are pictures of Omer at Christmas time with the other Jackson siblings opening presents; he was also there when the ranch was raided while Jackson was under suspicion of child abuse.

If this budding hip-hop star who goes by the name of O-Bee really is part of the family, then great, I hope he gets his fair share of whatever is left of the estate – but if he is not I don’t think he will bet he last to undergo DNA tests to prove paternity.

As if Jacko has not been abused enough in his death with squabbles about where he is to be buried and who’s fault it is that his heart stopped after all these years of abusing his body, then it is just the natural progression of things that people claim to be the carriers of his super star DNA.

Actually now that I think of it, perhaps I should send a strand of hair through to be tested – I can do a pretty awesome moon walk…